January 2011
boxers are pointless. your cock is poking-out...
(via 2gayvirgos)
Amen
I love my little brother
Me: *See cockroach* EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! SEBAS KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!!! D: EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
Sebas: Ewwwwwwwwww!
Me: KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!!!
Sebas: Oh my God, Chris, it's going up your bed!!
Me: AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Kill it!!
Sebas: I killed it!
Chris: Eww.
December 2010
My 2011 Resolutions...
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can GTFO.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school… maybe just a little.
I won’t get butt-hurt over silly little things.
But most...
I want winter break over.. only for guard season...
beautybreakingdown:
lostindeepreverie:
:{3
Me on tumblr.
dubistalleswasichbin:
When I see something really sad.
When I see something really funny. When I get anon hate. When I see some fucked up shit. When I see some really hot person. When I see a post that I agree with. When I see a smart post. When I see porn. When I a picture of puppies. When someone posts a song I like When someone cute/hot follows me. When there’s a tumblr error.
When winterbreak ends.
I want to see you. I want you to be the first person I see.
Why?
Because I haven’t heard anything from you since the 18th of this month. Not one single thing, you might have died(hopefully not) and I wouldn’t have known.
I want to see how I’m going to react. How I’m going to feel. How I’m going to act. How you’re going to act. I want to see if I’m...
I discovered that I snort a lot when I laugh at...
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
prettyfaceddork:
At 1am in the morning...
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
Cross the Line if you're sick of being single but...
Guard Christmas Dinner !
sabrinastabz:
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
unveiledsecrets:
ifitsthebeaches:
i’m usually like
funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all night. and so relevant.
Dear God in heaven. I just fainted from laughing so hard at the second GIF.
Reblog if you want an anon’s honest opinion about...
I crack myself upXD
Me: Are you guys official yet?
Person: Not yet. We're not boyfriends, but we're dating. We're seeing each other.
Me: .......... Obviously you guys are seeing each other, you both have eyes-.-
Teacher asks you to pair up with a partner for a...
askmeimalexandria:
Look at your friend across the room like.
But then they’re looking at another friend like
So you just turn around like
Cross the line if marching band changed your life.
mikalika:
Why do I even have a phone? It’s not like I talk to anyone anymore or anyone tries to contact me. Boy, does that make me feel good.
Gurl, you know if I had a phone I would be all up on jou ;)
Reblog if you would like one cute Anon message...
Friends & Cell Phones
I don’t need a fucking cell phone for you to communicate with me OK?
I feel like this with everyone, sure some people aren’t as bad as other people but it still hurts.
I fucking HATE when people are looking for attention and are all “I’m so sad right now :(” and I actually ask them what’s wrong and they’re like “Oh, can I text you?” and I...
yourebeautifulyouknow asked: Why are you such a hot betch? <3
I love you and your blog.
I love you and your blog.
yourebeautifulyouknow asked: Why are you such a hot betch? <3
I love you and your blog.
I love you and your blog.
